About Me

Snarky, scribing, sexy bitch.

I left San Francisco and moved to Italy to soak up the Tuscan Sun and drink all their Chianti.  I am actually a softie at heart who loves kittens and rainbows, but I hate stupid people.  They take my typically elegant, flowing prose and turn it into searing, vitriolic diatribes and make me want to go all Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction and “strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger” and then whack them on the back of the head because it possibly could dislodge the dust that is clogging their brain function.

I love food.  I love wine.  I love pretty things.  I love intelligent men.  I REALLY love intelligent men who come bearing gifts of wine.  If you would like to send any of the aforementioned, feel free.  I will reimburse your shipping costs through Paypal.