A Brief WTF?

March 3, 2010

After a simple afternoon coffee date which ends in a kiss on both cheeks it is most definitely NOT ok to IM the female party of the date to point out to her that she does indeed, have nice cleavage and the chilly temperature made her nipples “as hard as hammers.”

Really? How can this shit possibly ever get anyone laid?

Where in the twisted logic of an individual does it seem sensible that if I only want to meet you for coffee and I do not kiss you that talking about my nipples will suddenly make me want to mount you?

*shakes head in dismay*

That is all. Carry on.


One comment

  1. Update:

    Despite the fact that I have not responded once to Nipple Boy he continues to IM whenever he sees me online.

    Tenacity is a good characteristic…within reason…so go away now, Nipple Boy, go away.

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